Archive for June 30th, 2017

Mom, Dad, What’s up with the Bottom Step Shrinking?

Friday, June 30th, 2017

So, like, the last time I sat here while you were tying your shoes, there was plenty of room for me to sit here but now I can barely keep from falling off. Whats the deal? Why did you make this thing smaller?

Thanks, mom… You always know what to do to make me feel better.