First Trip to Nordstrom

Big adventure today to Nordstrom in San Jose. First was a visit to Starbucks in Los Gatos where he got to meet a 6 month old Pomeranian pup who was not afraid of big dogs and wanted to play. Then a stop to the vet for a weekly weigh in. Then off to the mall. Here are Luce’s rules for the mall:

#1 Walk through like you own the place

#2 Be Friendly, but NOT Too Friendly

#3 In Case You Get Tired, The Fitting Rooms Are a Great Place To Grab a Quick Nap.

#4 And This is Important…If You See Someone Who Looks Official, Do you Best Impression of a Bear Skin Rug. They Probably Sell Them So They Will Never Notice You Laying There.

#5 Once The Coast Is Clear, Resume Your Normal Activity, Which In My Case, Is Just To Lift My Head Up.

#6 When You Get Home, Take A Well Deserved Nap

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