{"id":879,"date":"2018-07-10T17:29:04","date_gmt":"2018-07-11T00:29:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/?p=879"},"modified":"2018-08-14T21:55:00","modified_gmt":"2018-08-15T04:55:00","slug":"hey-bro-tell-your-friend-i-dont-want-to-be-his-gf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/2018\/07\/10\/hey-bro-tell-your-friend-i-dont-want-to-be-his-gf\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey bro, tell your buddy I don&#8217;t want to be his GF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-880\" src=\"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_7209_sc30-400x304.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"342\" srcset=\"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_7209_sc30-400x304.jpg 400w, http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_7209_sc30-768x584.jpg 768w, http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_7209_sc30.jpg 806w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Luce: &#8220;Max, I like Baron and all, but, just not like that&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Max: &#8220;Yea, he does that sometimes, actually so do I&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Baron: &#8220;Yea baby&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Luce: &#8220;Did you guys just get out of prison or something?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Max: &#8220;No, but we were cooped up in the car for like, a week&#8230; in dog years&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Baron: &#8220;Yea baby&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luce: &#8220;Max, I like Baron and all, but, just not like that&#8221; Max: &#8220;Yea, he does that sometimes, actually so do I&#8221; Baron: &#8220;Yea baby&#8221; Luce: &#8220;Did you guys just get out of prison or something?&#8221; Max: &#8220;No, but we were cooped up in the car for like, a week&#8230; in dog years&#8221; Baron: &#8220;Yea [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=879"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":887,"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions\/887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}