{"id":221,"date":"2017-07-15T03:22:05","date_gmt":"2017-07-15T03:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.0.200\/blog\/?p=221"},"modified":"2017-08-18T03:26:36","modified_gmt":"2017-08-18T03:26:36","slug":"first-trip-to-nordstrom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/2017\/07\/15\/first-trip-to-nordstrom\/","title":{"rendered":"First Trip to Nordstrom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Big adventure today to Nordstrom in San Jose. First was a visit to Starbucks in Los Gatos where he got to meet a 6 month old Pomeranian pup who was not afraid of big dogs and wanted to play. Then a stop to the vet for a weekly weigh in. Then off to the mall. Here are Luce\u2019s rules for the mall:<\/p>\n<p>#1 Walk through like you own the place<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-222\" src=\"http:\/\/192.168.0.200\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5114_sc50-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5114_sc50-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5114_sc50.jpg 612w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>#2 Be Friendly, but NOT Too Friendly<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-223\" src=\"http:\/\/192.168.0.200\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5117_sc50-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5117_sc50-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5117_sc50.jpg 612w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>#3 In Case You Get Tired, The Fitting Rooms Are a Great Place To Grab a Quick Nap.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-224\" src=\"http:\/\/192.168.0.200\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5119_sc50-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5119_sc50-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5119_sc50.jpg 612w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>#4 And This is Important&#8230;If You See Someone Who Looks Official, Do you Best Impression of a Bear Skin Rug. They Probably Sell Them So They Will Never Notice You Laying There.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-225\" src=\"http:\/\/192.168.0.200\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5120_sc50-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5120_sc50-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5120_sc50.jpg 612w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>#5 Once The Coast Is Clear, Resume Your Normal Activity, Which In My Case, Is Just To Lift My Head Up.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-226\" src=\"http:\/\/192.168.0.200\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5128_sc50-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5128_sc50-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5128_sc50.jpg 612w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>#6 When You Get Home, Take A Well Deserved Nap<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-227\" src=\"http:\/\/192.168.0.200\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5135_sc50-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5135_sc50-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5135_sc50-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_5135_sc50.jpg 816w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Big adventure today to Nordstrom in San Jose. First was a visit to Starbucks in Los Gatos where he got to meet a 6 month old Pomeranian pup who was not afraid of big dogs and wanted to play. Then a stop to the vet for a weekly weigh in. Then off to the mall. 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