{"id":173,"date":"2017-06-30T03:01:58","date_gmt":"2017-06-30T03:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.0.200\/blog\/?p=173"},"modified":"2017-08-18T03:04:16","modified_gmt":"2017-08-18T03:04:16","slug":"mom-dad-whats-up-with-the-bottom-step-shrinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/2017\/06\/30\/mom-dad-whats-up-with-the-bottom-step-shrinking\/","title":{"rendered":"Mom, Dad, What&#8217;s up with the Bottom Step Shrinking?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, like, the last time I sat here while you were tying your shoes, there was plenty of room for me to sit here but now I can barely keep from falling off. Whats the deal? Why did you make this thing smaller?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-174\" src=\"http:\/\/192.168.0.200\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_4927_sc60-286x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"419\" srcset=\"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_4927_sc60-286x300.jpg 286w, http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_4927_sc60.jpg 628w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thanks, mom\u2026 You always know what to do to make me feel better.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-175\" src=\"http:\/\/192.168.0.200\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_4923_sc60-248x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"484\" srcset=\"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_4923_sc60-248x300.jpg 248w, http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_4923_sc60.jpg 682w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, like, the last time I sat here while you were tying your shoes, there was plenty of room for me to sit here but now I can barely keep from falling off. Whats the deal? Why did you make this thing smaller? Thanks, mom\u2026 You always know what to do to make me feel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":176,"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions\/176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/costello.mine.nu\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}